Nudes don’t send themselves. Harriet Tubman (via offensiveshit)
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whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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Is it weird

How I’m still afraid someone will take you away from me and you’ll want nothing to do with me ? And how I can’t get over you?

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Wow I miss you
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